{"product_id":"french-look-selective-hearing-dachshund-tote-bag","title":"French Look, Selective Hearing Dachshund Tote bag","description":"Celebrate the glorious, unhinged stubbornness of pet ownership with this delightfully deadpan graphic tote! Featuring a chic black-and-tan weiner dog strutting proudly in a classic black-and-white striped Breton shirt, a perky beret, and carrying its own leash, the scene is set against a bold orange-and-cream vertical striped backdrop. Framed by the elegant script \"French look\" at the top and the hilarious subtext \"SELECTIVE HEARING (BOTH OF US)\" at the bottom, it's the ultimate anthem for pet lovers who know their dog hears everything—except what you have to say. \u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nA spacious and trendy tote bag to help you carry around everything that matters.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% polyester\u003cbr\u003e\n• Bag size: 15″ × 15″ (39 × 39 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Capacity: 2.6 US gal (10 l)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Maximum weight limit: 44lbs (20 kg)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dual handles made from 100% natural cotton bull denim\u003cbr\u003e\n• Handle length: 26″ (67 cm), width 1″ (2.5 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n• The handles can slightly differ depending on the fulfillment location\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!","brand":"Not for Everyone Designs","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48902076694614,"sku":"9595581_8905","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0740\/4473\/5574\/files\/all-over-print-tote-bag-yellow-15x15-front-6ab1932bf28fb.jpg?v=1790022453","url":"https:\/\/notforeveryonedesigns.com\/products\/french-look-selective-hearing-dachshund-tote-bag","provider":"Not for Everyone Designs","version":"1.0","type":"link"}